Your module sucks and should require mine

I hate to be one of those jerks who goes into a long-existing module's issue queue and says that it should use/require his brand-spankin' new module, but…

Your module really should be requiring my new module, bad judgement. Its obvious why.

Let me break it down for you:

• If you think adding bad_judgement as a dependency is a good idea, then you're exhibiting bad judgement and should definitely do it.
• If, on the other hand, you think adding bad_judgement as a dependency is a bad idea, then you're a fool exhibiting bad judgement. Resign to the inevitable and do it anyway.

As you can see, my logic is impecable. As is my spelling.