As MongoDB, Inc. is committing a lot to this project, both financially and via code, we request that mongodb be added to the makefile and as a dependency!

Patch attached.

CommentFileSizeAuthor
add_monogodb_to_cod.patch1.09 KBjyee

Comments

japerry’s picture

japerry
Location KOMK
commented
Status: Needs review » Needs work
Issue tags: +funny jokes

I think we need to add a script first that migrates all events to the awesome mongodb block system and entities.

We should also get a Hadoop cluster to process the graph of users to sessions they wish to attend. Then schedules can be self fulfilling!

devin carlson’s picture

devin carlson commented

http://mongodb-is-web-scale.com

dyannenova’s picture

dyannenova
she/her
commented

Ooh, if we're doing a graph of users we should stop thinking small and use Neo4j to manage graphs of everything on the site!

japerry’s picture

japerry
Location KOMK
commented
Issue summary: View changes
Status: Needs work » Fixed

Thanks! looks good.

:trollface:

ezra-g’s picture

ezra-g commented

When I saw that this was fixed, I temporarily stopped circulating blood before remembering that it is a joke :).

Status: Fixed » Closed (fixed)

Automatically closed - issue fixed for 2 weeks with no activity.

forestmars’s picture

forestmars commented

Not to to be mr. serious at the party, but shouldn't this be marked at won't fix or something else? Fixed implies that mongodb is now a dependency, and will confuse users.

forestmars’s picture

forestmars commented
Status: Closed (fixed) » Active
japerry’s picture

japerry
Location KOMK
commented
Status: Active » Closed (won't fix)

April Fools! (Thanks forest ;-))