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What is the status of jquery_update 7.x-2.3-alpha1. It was created September 28, 2012 but have less than a thousand downloads and one open issue (a duplicate broken fields_ui issue).
Lets push it, by list it in the "Other releases" section of the http://drupal.org/project/jquery_update page.
Or move it to the "Recommended releases" list.