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It looks great and its purpose is reasonable - so why not adding this into DrupalWebTestCase itself?
It could be done smart by using extension_loaded('sqlite3') and extension_loaded('curl') - in that case Quick Simpletest is used, otherwise - a usual way.
Will you create a patch for DrupalWebTestCase itself?