Index: sites/default/settings.php
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RCS file: /cvs/drupal/drupal/sites/default/settings.php,v
retrieving revision 1.23
diff -u -r1.23 settings.php
--- sites/default/settings.php	29 Nov 2005 15:17:58 -0000	1.23
+++ sites/default/settings.php	28 Dec 2005 05:09:50 -0000
@@ -89,18 +89,45 @@
 /**
  * Base URL:
  *
- * The URL to your Drupal installation. It is not allowed
- * to have a trailing slash; Drupal will add it for you.
- *
  * Examples:
  *   $base_url = 'http://www.example.com';
  *   $base_url = 'http://www.example.com:8888';
  *   $base_url = 'http://www.example.com/drupal';
  *   $base_url = 'https://www.example.com:8888/drupal';
+ *
+ * [INT. SERVER FARM, DAYTIME]
+ * 
+ * System administrators fill the room, sitting at terminals, installing
+ * network cards, and performing administratorly tasks. Across the room,
+ * a KLAXON sounds and red lights begin to flash.
+ *
+ * ADMIN 1 (looking up from his terminal): What's this? A failure to save?
+ * ADMIN 2: After all the tips we gave?
+ * ADMIN 1: It's true!
+ * ALL ADMINS (standing up from chairs): It's true, it's true!
+ * Admin 2: You know what we must do...
+ *
+ * ALL ADMINS turn to face the audience, donning top hats and canes. The servers
+ * are rolled away to reveal a large ballroom.
+ *
+ * ALL ADMINS (dancing):
+ *   We know you love your URL to bits,
+ *   It always gets you lots of hits! 
+ *   But if you add a trailing slash,
+ *   Your app will surely crash!
+ *
+ * THE ROOF collapses, crushing ALL ADMINS.
+ *
+ * [FADE TO BLACK.]
+ *
  */
 $base_url = 'http://www.example.com';
 
 /**
+ * Remember. Don't add a trailing slash to $base_url.
+ */
+
+/**
  * PHP settings:
  *
  * To see what PHP settings are possible, including whether they can